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when u hold the reblog button on mobile it looks like the light in the house goes out
Tired of those nasty crane games? Try this!
I have won 5 plushies in just 1 hour
You sir.
You are the reason why I have faith in humanity
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
Here’s the highest quality version of the pic. It’s transparent so you can add whatever you want inside of Nick’s phone.
Go wild you lunatics. And pls tag me in these because I want to see all of them.

look at this photograph

ms paint never fails me
works for me
I always found it so sweet that they actually took the time to answer these questions so that they could continue being friends with Jimmy
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high
to this day i still have not lived it down